Should all liberals and/or conservatives be killed? Take the quiz before you buy the ammo.

“We are all liberals. We are all conservatives.”

So spoke the preacher last Sunday at the Knoxville church where a shooter opened fire on a children’s theater performance last week and killed two people at random after leaving a note that said he was mad at liberals.

If you are thinking of shooting up a church full of children, don’t leave a lame note like the Knoxville guy did.  Get your act together first with these handy tools.

Via Spark a Synapse, now you can take one of those innumerable quizzes to find out what kind of liberal and/or conservative you are.  With only eight questions, like “If you could pile any three people into a naked pyramid, who would you choose?” you can zero in on your political identity.  And here is your guide to liberal breeds and your guide to conservative breeds.  Don’t forget to check out the random insult generators that can generate 27,000 possible insults: conservative insult generator|here| and liberal insult generator |here|. With the almost infinite capability of hurling such insults as “arrogant race-card-playing racists”, you won’t be needing a gun any more.

As a bonus chuckle, here is a political video. Extra credit if you can identify the political breed.

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